Message to Errata employees
Dear employees,Starting next week, Errata Security will be following RSA Conference's lead and institute a "Morality Dress Code" in order to deal with the problem of loose women on the premises.
Attire of an overly revealing or suggestive nature is not permitted. Examples of such attire may include but are not restricted to:
- Tops displaying excessive cleavage;
- Tank tops, halter tops, camisole tops or tube tops;
- Miniskirts or minidresses;
- Shorts;
- Lycra (or other Second-Skin) bodysuits;
- Objectionable or offensive costumes.
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PS: This is satire, of course. We don't support RSA's morality code.
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